Diary Of JacksGap

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five surgeons
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable

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blood test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a saliva test
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HOPE YOU ENJOY IT

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lol hahhahaahahah that's funny

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leT bYgOnEs Be ByGoNe

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Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"

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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."

hehehehheheh bye now it's enough for today

JacksGap

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heheheh there is one know I remember it lol :


A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.

He said, " Martha, I have something to confess to you."

She said, "No dear, save your energy."

He said, "I must tell you so I may pass on to heaven, I cheated on you."

She said, " I know, I poisoned you."

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All what you need to do to destroy people is to make them feel unconfident. Arabs say " A confident individual walks like a king", and I believe they are right since you can notice that people with high self esteem, have a special way of walking. Some people confuse vanity with confidence, and think they are the same. The truth is , confidence is a positive trait while vanity is a negative one. I write this article to show that you can be a confident individual without being puffed in vanity. First, lets agree that being confident is a positive trait that every human being needs to overcome daily life problems. However, taking too much pride in yourself can be a disease. You have to know that confidence can be expressed through words, signs and actions. What I mean here is , you do not have to yell at people to tell them that you are confident. Here is how to stay permanently confident.

1- A confident individual always avoids getting into personal comparisons. Do not say " I' m better than him or I'm smarter". A confident individual only competes against circumstances . Do not compete against others because this will reduce your self confidence. You and others are working under different circumstances and that's why you should avoid personal comparisons. Think about your own problems carefully and find a way to overcome them.

2- A confident individual can not be easily dragged into fights and useless arguments. You should always stay in focus of what is going on. look at the faces of people who go on useless arguments and exchange insults. Do you really want to be like them? Be careful, don't make a joke out of yourself.

3- Do not talk about things you do not know. Confident does not mean that you are Wikipedia. I know some people do that to impress girls or catch their professor's attention. Unfortunately, most of the time they end up getting caught. I remember my friend went on a date with an Irish girl. The date was going fine until my friend told the waess that he could speak Spanish to impress his girl . My pompous friend did not know that the waess lived in Mexico until she was twenty years old. I guess you know the rest of the story! My friend's face turned to a beautiful red color and the girl never talked to him again.

4- A confident individual always selects words carefully . You should always think before you say anything. Most people end up regretting what they said because it sounded stupid or hurt someone's feelings. Thinking before talking will keep you out of trouble and simultaneously enhance your self-confidence.

5- A confident individual does not mean that you are perfect. If you think you are perfect , I strongly recommend consulting a psychiatrist. We all make mistakes. This just how humans are and you have to accept this reality. However, Try to take advantage of your mistakes. work on learning from them , and always focus on acquiring new positive habits.


6- Confidence fluctuates. This is a reality too. There are times when you feel worthless and useless. Do not let this idea gets to your brain because this kind of thinking will gradually destroy you. Think logically, and see the positive side of making mistakes. So what if you made another mistake? At least you learned a new lesson. However, Don't make the same mistake again.


7- Confident does not mean looking down on people. This is a very common disease! You should always respect people's mentalities, beliefs, opinions and ideas. Do not think that your opinion is always right because only dictators and narrow-minded people do that. Open your heart to people and listen to their opinions. Asking for an opinion or an advice on something will minimize the probability of making mistakes.


8- Finally, Enjoy walking like a king and stay confident

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Every passing day, we learn something from our daily life,
I have learnt from the life: I can not force anyone love me, all I can do is trying my best to become a beloved one
I have learnt from the life: I may be right to get angry to someone but I cannot accept any reasons that I become cruel

I have learnt from the life: although all of my friends are really nice, sometimes they can hurt me even they don't tend to do that and I have to know how to forgive...
I have learnt from the life: before forgiving someone, I have to learn how to forgive myself
I have learn from the life: if someone doesnot love me like I want, it doesnot mean that they don't love me with all their heart
I have learnt from the life: it takes me several years to build up the belief in someone, but I know I can lose it in just one second
I have learnt from the life: I have to be always careful, because the mistake I make in one moment can make me regret during my whole life

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i have learnt form life that you can love any one if he/she cannot love you back
i have learnt form life that working and acting is better than crossing your finger and waitting your day to come.

nice learning that you have been learnt form life
i am going back to share you a lot of lessons
i've got form life

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Do NoT cRy OVER aNy OnE wHo WiLl NoT cRy OVER yOu